Oh look, someone looks excited, i see the postman has been for Rotty Rat....he's been waiting for something since he got here. Keeps saying he's got Calvin Mouse a present or something?
Hi Rotty....what have you got there then? May i say that under the circumstances of why you are here, i think it's pretty damn decent of you to get a present for that mouse of Maddy's.
So what is it then Rotty?
"Tadaaaaaaa! Look at this little fella boss!" Been waiting all week for this, just Calvin Mouse's size don't ya think?".
Oh nice one Rotty! That will stop the little critter from getting into my craft room won't it! :)
Oh look, it even comes with it's own pretend slice of cheese, if you want you can go and get some real cheese from the fridge. I happen to know he has a soft spot for a bit of Stilton.
"Nah it's ok boss, i have something i made earlier to stick on it.....something with a little more of a "kick" in it shall we say." "Be right back".....
HOLY BLENDING PADS ROTTY!!!! Where on earth did you get that from?!!!
"You know how it is boss.....hush hush and all that business".
Whatever you say Rotty, I'm sure you're an expert at this kind of thing. Please go careful though ok?
"No probs boss....you're dealing with a pro here".
Umm, the thing is Rotty, you've not worked in a craft room before have you, and there's a few things you should be aware of......Rotty? Can you hear me?......
"mumble mumble...who on earth left that hairdryer going on the table, I'm telling you, that boss of mine is pretty clumsy at times....it could blow all his craft stuff away....oh well"...
Rotty.....i should warn you....."Listen boss, i said everythings cool ok?.........
BOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh my Rotty Rat.....are you ok there?
"Grrrrrr...cough cough splutter....flippin mouse!....back to the drawing board i think....grrrr!!!"
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Ha rotty , ermmm well what can i say eh ? you are all muscle and no brains heeeheee !
ya see rotty like calvin said ya know , theres a knack to living in a craftroom safely .... fortunaltly i do have the intelligence being a mouse superstar that i ermm well like that i already know these things cos i have brains....
i ermmmmmm well couldnt have happened to a more deserving rat i say ! ermmmm well yeah thats all i want to say really ... (giggle)
what are you two like - you will have the RSPCA after you next!
made me giggle
Lol, either that or the Department of Craftland Security if a certain person keeps messing around with that stuff! :)
As for you Calvin Mouse! Look what you've done! If you hadn't given me the need for a stash minder, none of this would have happened! Shame on you Calvin Mouse!
Good job Rotty is a tough cookie, he'll be back in no time.
Oh Calvin, you dont half make me laugh great fab
love Val xx
All I can say is... lucky that trap wasn't set when he was blown on top of it !!
Good job he wasnt near your alco inks or that would have been pretty ugly! Calvin mouse, its about time you started thinking about a bodyguard....just in case.
errrrr just a thought rotty , why dont you leave your minders job at calvins and er become a bodyguard for the BOOMtown rats .... hehee errrr fought that really funny actually ....
calvin mouse
mouse superstar and papercrafter.
Lol thats the funniest thing Ive heard today..BOOMtown rats!!!!CLASSIC!
Eeeeek, whatever is going on here? I don't like the look of that Rotty Rat and my Clyde is most upset that his dear brother is being targeted...Clyde says that jealousy is a really silly thing for a rat to suffer with...and he said that rats are fat and smelly too! *mind you, he did say that as he ran back to the safety of the mantelpiece* LOL
It's a rat trap, Rotty, and you've been..... CAUGHT!
Ha ha ha ha ha HA HA! That really did make me laugh out loud! You and Maddy should team up and create children's books, complete with illustrations!
This saga is as good as Star Trek, Boomtown Rat. I agree, you should write kids books complete with illstrations, I'd buy em for my grandkids of course. (tongue in cheek)
This is the best thing going....love rotty and Calvin...you guys are great....can't wait to see what happens next!!!
OMG what have you done Calv, soliciting the help of such a gruesome creature just 'cos you're sooooo jealous of Calvin Mouse's place at Maddy's house and 'cos he's got his own burgeoning fan club. Really, jealousy is a terrible thing you know! I'm sorry to say this but it serves Rotty Rat right.
Anne xx
Ha ha ha!!! Don't you dare harm a whisker of that cute little mouse you rotten RAT!!
Thanks for another great laugh!
Juliet xx
ps - love the onion!
Thanks for stopping by everyone, but i have to say that jealousy has nothing to do with it, you would have resorted to the same desperate measures had a thieving little toerag infiltrated your craft stash!!! :)
Whilst i understand your loyalty to Maddy and her furrball, i'm afraid a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
Anyway, from what i hear from Rotty, it's not just me who doesn't trust Calvin Mouse, all will become clearer soon! :)
Oh dear, dear, dear!!! *.*
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