Hi everyone :)
Please accept my apologies for being the worst and most absent blogger ever, few things on and all that.....you know how it is.
So if you remember i recently posted about a certain "spy camp" i found in my shed. Yes that's right, the mouse nest i discovered, and what i believe to be a lair set up by Maddy's little hairy helper, Calvin Mouse. I have it on good authority that he was on a reconnaissance mission to snatch yet more of my stash. Tut tut young hairy runt......what a thing to do!
What makes it worse, Maddy has posted on her blog saying that Calvin Mouse was ill in bed with flu. Now then detectives of blog land, you tell me, does a mouse who is so ill that he has to stay in bed, suddenly have the energy to do a photo shoot with pics looking as full of life as this?
EXACTLY!!! You know I'm right people....Calvin Mouse had the energy to do a practise run for a stash grab from my craft room, i don't care how cute he tries to look with his new puppy, he ain't fooling anyone here!
So as they say, desperate times require desperate measures. Just as any good crafter does, i value my stash immensely. However I'm not always around to keep an eye on it, so what does a guy have to do nowadays to keep his stash safe?
Ladies and gentleman of blog land, please may i introduce you to my new stash minder....the one and only.....ROTTY RAT!!!
Oh yes Calvin Mouse you hairy little stash thief! I gave you the benefit of the doubt after the Sugar Nellie incident, but you can only push a man so far!
Rotty came to me offering his services, he is infamous throughout the rat underworld for his fearsome ability to "look after things"! He might look like a badly made rat with a bit of a belly, but let me tell you, he is a lean mean mouse stomping machine!!!
Wow would you look at that.....he's training already! Using an orange as a punchbag, that's hardcore toughness that is....GO ROTTY!!!
Just look at the intensity on that face as he trains, float like a butterfly, sting like a rat!
Lets take a rats eye view of his target as he works out........
Wohooooooooooo!!!! Look at that rat GO!!!!! Feel the burn Rotty.... FEEL IT BABY!!! :)
Just look at the motivation poster he has on his punchbag, i thought he was working that orange harder than normal!
So there you have it.....Rotty the Rat, mouse masher extraordinaire!!! Lets see Maddy's little helper try and get into my craft room now!
Remember Calvin Mouse, wherever you go.....whatever you do......however cute you think you look.......you will forever be looking over your shoulder from now on because of this!......
Take care everyone, and remember.....Rotty's looking out for you and your stash......it's the little white devil in disguise that you need to keep an eye on! :)