Oh look, someone looks excited, i see the postman has been for Rotty Rat....he's been waiting for something since he got here. Keeps saying he's got Calvin Mouse a present or something?
Hi Rotty....what have you got there then? May i say that under the circumstances of why you are here, i think it's pretty damn decent of you to get a present for that mouse of Maddy's.
So what is it then Rotty?
"Tadaaaaaaa! Look at this little fella boss!" Been waiting all week for this, just Calvin Mouse's size don't ya think?".
Oh nice one Rotty! That will stop the little critter from getting into my craft room won't it! :)
Oh look, it even comes with it's own pretend slice of cheese, if you want you can go and get some real cheese from the fridge. I happen to know he has a soft spot for a bit of Stilton.
"Nah it's ok boss, i have something i made earlier to stick on it.....something with a little more of a "kick" in it shall we say." "Be right back".....
HOLY BLENDING PADS ROTTY!!!! Where on earth did you get that from?!!!
"You know how it is boss.....hush hush and all that business".
Whatever you say Rotty, I'm sure you're an expert at this kind of thing. Please go careful though ok?
"No probs boss....you're dealing with a pro here".
Umm, the thing is Rotty, you've not worked in a craft room before have you, and there's a few things you should be aware of......Rotty? Can you hear me?......
"mumble mumble...who on earth left that hairdryer going on the table, I'm telling you, that boss of mine is pretty clumsy at times....it could blow all his craft stuff away....oh well"...
Rotty.....i should warn you....."Listen boss, i said everythings cool ok?.........
BOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh my Rotty Rat.....are you ok there?
"Grrrrrr...cough cough splutter....flippin mouse!....back to the drawing board i think....grrrr!!!"
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