"Rotty? You there?
"Yeah man, i is here bro innit..keepin it real....yo big Calv me maaaan!!!!"
"Ok Rotty, i know you have been to see your pals in the sewer, but theres no need to come back all "gangster like".
"Ah sorry boss, you know how it is...anyway whats up?
"First of all...hows your injuries Rotty?"
"Well as you can see I'm all patched up, hand is a bit mangled still and my left ear is a bit swollen still, but otherwise i'm fine.....anyway...."
"That hand does look bad doesn't it Rotty (not at all like your bosses Fimo skills rival a three year old).....a sling, bandage and an eye patch too?...it certainly was a nasty accident, i guess you'll be keeping clear of the heat gun from now on?
"Yeah well....if you will leave those things hanging about.....anyway......"
"I was just telling the bloggers about the news you've heard....i thought it may be important enough to pass on?"
"Ah yes indeed boss, not only have you been saying it for a while anyway, but i now have information about a certain "someone" from a reliable news source!"
"Really Rotty? Please tell us more...."
"Well boss, it's like this....as you know I've been hanging out in the hood for the past couple of days, getting over the accident with the heat gun and dynamite and all that business"....
"By hood, i gather you mean the sewer Rotty?
"Yeah boss.....ah you speak street lingo too? Cool....anyway...whilst i was there hanging with me pals, word on the street was that the most trusted newspaper in the underworld of the sewers, "Rat Weekly", has run an article about you know who". "
"Look for yourself boss"...
Well would you believe it Rotty!!! To think theres all those bloggers out there that are being duped as we speak! Seems like anyone will fall for a cute pair of ears these days eh?
"Looks that way boss, hopefully they'll understand now why i need to take the steps that i do?" "Mice are real cunning you know, us rats have known all along, but it takes a while for you humans to pick up on it."
"Aha....hush hush and all that boss, but lets just say, if i pull this one off....it will be "another string to my bow" so to speak!!!"
"Well you take care of yourself my little mangled mate, and i look forward to seeing what is in store for Maddy's little furr ball!" :)
*A big thanks to Paula for the info on the paper, i have a feeling it will be Rotty's favourite read. :) *