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Wednesday 5 November 2008

A warning to the stamp stealer!!!

I did warn you that my Tildas would be called upon to rescue my Sugar Nellie stamp that you STOLE......well don't say i didn't warn you!




These babies have started training and i have it on good faith that those weapons are loaded with alcohol ink! Imagine the mess in your craft room Maddy!

A friendly piece of advice. Go to the post office, buy a padded envelope, and pop her in it. You know the address, you know the consequences should you fail to do this!

I was messing before, my Tilda's were even willing to forgive and forget......but it's gone too far now......you crossed the line!!!

We have nothing to lose! Post it, or these little beauties will unleash an inking the likes of which has never been seen before this side of a Tim Holtz ink demo!!!

15 comments:

Louly said...

ROFL! OMG this has got serious, Calv don't do anything ou might regret, Maddy has a big back up team.

maddy hill said...

thanks lou xxxx hear that MR !

simplyfairies said...

PMSL.....

Net said...

Oh I bet Maddy is so scared..... NOT!

Sarah C said...

We're all getting ready to barricade Maddy's craft room to stop you getting in. Well, she's just been made a Charmed DT member, and we charmed ladies stick together through thick and thin and the threat of alcohol ink xxx

Calv said...

See now Sarah, theres another warning sign that you should ponder...i never bring my friends into a battle that cannot be won, thats just unfair and very risky for you! Me and my Tilda's can happily fight our own battles, that way it's just Maddy and the Bella Army that get inked....not those i love.

How sad you have been dragged into this mess Sarah, and indeed everyone who is now involved by association with this. I will think of you all trying your hardest to get alcohol ink out of every nook and cranny!

I was woken by a huge lorry this morning, it was a very covert operation, shrouded in secrecy, but word has it that it was filled with.....wait for it.....Wild Plum ink!!! Oh boy this is going to be an inkbath!! :)

Paula's ponderings said...

You guys! This is just way too funny. I have people at work now thinking I am going insane as I break out into hysterical laughter. Those Tildas are just too scary, I would be afraid, very afraid...saying that wild plum ink...hmmmm I think my living room would look quite nice in that colour, just not sure about hubby though!

Shell said...

omg you guys are so funny, my kids think i've gone mad in here laughing out lould to myself.
it's going to get nasty if those tilda's go in.....

Patty Williams said...

Gracious!

Ya might want to put those inks aways before they come back atcha now , ya hear !

Jennie -The Artistic Stamper said...

Calv, your weapons are in the post tomorrow....Maddy, be warned he will be armed with foams or should that be ink??? all at the ready!ROFL... xx

Jaqi said...

Brilliant, thanks for the laugh, hehehe Jaqi

maddy hill said...

omg Jennie ! you have sided with calvin - did you hear that ? that was my jaw dropping and hitting the floor ! lol

SP said...

Hmmm, the evidence is before me, many examples m'lord.
I will be in the front line, ready and waiting
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to be inked!!
Just need to decide which fruit to dress as, maybe a la Carmen Miranda??!!
;-)

Susan x

Carol Q said...

best thing I've ever seen done with a Sugar Nellie! ROFL

Chris said...

ROFL... OMG I haven't laughed so much in a LONG time!!! When I saw the Tilda army I almost fell off my chair, your blog is an absolute charm Calv... I'm so glad I found it through Maddy...you made my day :D