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Wednesday, 31 March 2010

Rotty's in the news!


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Would you believe it folks! Rotty appears to have hit the local rodent headlines again, this time with his silly antics....by that i mean walking out in a huff! He's almost as big a drama queen as Calvin Mouse!!!
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I did try and tell him i was making him a house, but he is so stubborn, i wonder where he'll end up with his so-called "streetwise survival skills?
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"Ah look who we have here....Rotty....what are you up to?....are you telling me you've only got as far as my rubbish bag in the garden?"
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"Yeah well it's better than false promises of houses...and the foods not too bad either!"
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"Rotty my old mate, why don't you come on in, i'll show you how i'm getting on with your house."
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"Likely story, actually i only stopped here for a quick nap, then i have to get some things together and i'm off!"
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"Oh really Rotty, and where might that be eh? Next door's garden bin? Quite the adventurer aren't we Captain Scott!"
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"Very funny, i have somewhere in mind, don't you worry about that".
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Hmmm i don't like the sound of this, i'd better follw him....
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" Rotty what are you doing here at the train station? These are dangerous places you know."
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"I told you, i'm off to stay somewhere, i have contacts up north."
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"Oh really Rotty, you have friends nationwide now do you?"
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"Yep, well kind of....now if you don't mind i have to catch a train..."
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"Oh Rotty, i really wish you wouldn't go, you have to be carefull on trains, there are lots of big people around that might step on you....see that police lady just missed you!"
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"It's ok, i gave her the slip...ah here's my train now....byeeeeee!"
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Well folks, that looks like he's really gone this time, i just wish i knew what he was up to, that train goes half the way up the country....who on earth would take in a stray rat?
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8 comments:

Scrubbybubbles(sue) said...

Hahahahaha....SO CUTE!!!

maddy hill said...

awwwwwwww sniff sniff poor little rotbags ! oh calvin ... the poor little thing ... i could hardly bear read it !

maddy x

Viv said...

Now you've done it! Poor wee thing all alone in the big wide world! So does he pay for a seat on the train do you think? LOL! Viv x

Littleted62 said...

Hmmmm, wonder where he's heading? He could end up anywhere once he gets onto the train network - let me know if you want some posters putting up on lampposts Calv, just in case he makes it to my neck of the woods. Have a feeling he might not get quite this far north though...

Nicki, :0)

Laura B, Fiskateer 4961 said...

great stuff calv. would make a cute book.

Nicki said...

Oh no Rotty - don't disappear. Calv is making you a wonderful new home and he'll be so heartbroken if you run off now.

I know the north is lovely and the people up there aer jsut some of the best on earth - but PLEASE stick around in the south a while longer. It is defintely going to be worth your while!

Failing all else, hop on a plane and come and visit me. I need a distraction from teenagers and teachers :-)

Love
Nicki xxx

Emma Lockley said...

Lol.....your story's are so funny, you really should think about story books for children (and adults) ive just read this one out to my 4 and 7 year old.......there still laughing!!!
thanks
love emma xxx

Emma Lockley said...

oh Laughing in a sad way, because ofcourse there worried about where poor rotty might turn up! and hoping that he is safe!

xxx