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Monday, 27 April 2009

Somethings afoot with Rotty....

Hi all, well i'm pretty much settled in again after my time up at Maddy's......lets see how Rotty's getting on shall we?

If you remember, he was last seen making an early exit from Calvin Mouse's house, laden with Calvin's gadgets on the back of a quad bike....
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"Hi there mister....hows things? All unpacked and looking after Calvin Mouse's things ok?"
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"Eh? Oh yeah of course...Calvin's things...umm yep they are fine, still here, doing well....they are great in fact!"
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"Great Rotty, so when do you have to give them back? Can i see how you've arranged them?"
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"Umm....well...you see...they aren't here at the moment....i'm getting them...umm....cleaned and umm....upgraded....yes thats it....upgraded!"
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"Upgraded Rotty? Can they do that with TV's and stereos these days?"
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"Oh yes boss, it's not like in your days yanno, a little dog and a gramaphone and all that...oh no, it's super high tech these days."
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"Wow ok Rotty, well i'll still just check they are ok, there is a lot of craft stash that can fall on them here in my craft room".
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"WAIT BOSS!!! Be right back!!!"
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"Hmmm that sounds serious, better make sure he's ok......"
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"Rotty? What are you doing in my blending foam box?
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"Ummm...nothing boss.....just putting away the pads you left out, a tidy craft room is a happy craft room and all that!"
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"Ok mister....whats the deal? What on earth have you got all that money stuffed in there for?"
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"Ah i can explain boss......see it's like this...."
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"ROTTY GET HERE NOW!!!"
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"Now then.....last time.....where did you get the money from? Quite a little pile you have there don't you think?"
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"Well boss, since the Comic Relief dance was such a success, I've been doing a few private dances on the side for some extra pennies.....yep that's what I've been doing!"
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"Really Rotty....so what about today's issue of "Rat Weekly" that i found on your bed just now? Care to explain the front page?"
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"Lol oh that's nothing boss, probably just kids messing about....you know what the youth of today are like. By the way, that thumb looks nasty, have an accident did we?".

"Yes i did, i was trying to teach the kids how to use a hammer safely, and smacked my thumb with the hammer!.......anyway, back on topic... unfortunately i do know what the youth of today are like Rotty, lets see what the bloggers think eh?"
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"Sorry Rotty but that looks pretty suspicious to me."
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"Wait a second here boss.....ok I've had a few late nights since i got back, but like i said, i was dancing."
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"Hmmm well i want to believe you Rotty, but you have to agree that your track record is not great is it? I think i might get in touch with Maddy to see what Calvin Mouse has to say about all this?"
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"I seriously wouldn't do that boss, Calvin Mouse and Maddy are really busy these days, wouldn't want to interrupt them eh?"
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"Well we'll see.....now what about this money?"
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"Don't you worry your big ole clumsy self boss.....i'll take good care of it until someone claims it!"
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"Make sure you do young man, I'll be checking!"
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Hmmm now then bloggers, that all sounds a bit suspect doesn't it? Lets see what comes of this little saga......

17 comments:

Sarah C said...

rofl I just love that newspaper!! What a naughty rat Rotty is. Sounds like he needs sorting out.

Nikki said...

Poor Rotty... always blamed!!!! lol

Rosie (Freycob) said...

Oh my word!!! Hope Rotty DOES manage to keep all that money safe until the rightful owner turns up to claim it.

Now Calv... are you jumping to conclusions about Rotty's integrity here?

HAHA!!!

I'm going to tune in next time for the next exciting installment!

Cazzy said...

Sounds like Rotty is being Rotty!

Gez said...

I wouldn't start on his new pad just yet either Calv...

Naomi (Sugar Brown in the forum) said...

da da daaaaaa..... will Rotty fess up and explain exactly where all of that money came from? Will the sewr police catch up with the mysterious tech fence?

Tune in next time to find out more....

Sheena said...

Ha ha ha!!!
Love it!!
Let's hope we get to the bottom of it!

Lena Katrine said...

G oh mine! I'm really impressed by your craftwork!! You do make beautiful cards and other stuff - even the colouring of your images is absolutely stunning! Men in this hobby sertantly don't grow on trees, so I,m deeply impressed!

Thank you so much, for your nice comment in my blog - I really appreciate it a lot!

Have a nice day!

Jessica said...

Rotty ole boy, it's ashamed you should be!!!

Hippy at Heart said...

Oh Rotty! It all looks very suspicious to me. Coincidence or Rotty just being Rotty? I thought you were turning over a new leaf an all what with the comic relief stuff and all that. I rat never changes his spots I guess. Sigh.

Hazel (Didos) said...

LOL this is so funny, mmmm dancing Rotty, a likely story!!!
Hazelxo

sandra said...

You must find Rotty some girlfriend maybe he calm down.
Sandra!

Shannon Smith said...

lol... I'm sure rotty will keep track of the money. I wonder when Calvin will claim it...

amycatalogna said...

Hey there -- Thanks for the comment on my blog -- I appreciate it! I love the wallet...I may try it although I am not sure I have the patience! It's excellent -- great work!

Donna said...

LOL this is too funny, can't wait to see what happens next!!!

Paulien van den Bosch said...

Oh gosh.... Rotty sure does know how to mislead you!!!! lol

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