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Monday, 28 December 2009

A New Year crisis!

Hi everyone. :)
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Well i hope you all had a lovely Christmas, and you are ready for a great New Year, i was looking forward to getting stuck back into my crafting, but i seem to have something going on in my craft room....
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"Rotty what on earth is going on?!!! I was just about to do some crafting, how am i supposed to get started when you are in the way of it?"
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"I'm protesting if you must know Boss, against unfair treatment!"
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"How do you come to that conclusion Rotty? Have you not had a good Christmas?"
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"This has nothing to do with Christmas Boss, i've been freezing my hairy little butt off because SOMEBODY" didn't finish my house!"
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"Aww now come on Rotty, i have had a fair bit on you know, plus it's no easy feat building a house."
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"Yeah well you would have been done by now if you hadn't banned me from the building site, so i'm taking drastic action! If you remember, Calvin is now living in luxury in his chateau!!!"
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"Ok, so how is writing nasty signs about Calvin Mouse taking drastic action?"
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"Just stating a well known fact Boss, just stating a fact....that night we had a sleepover, he never cleaned his teeth you know, he told Maddy he did but i know he didn't, he just wet his toothbrush!"
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"Fair enough Rotty, can't argue with that."
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"So what's your big plan then, how do you think this will solve anything and when can i have my craft room back?"
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"WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY STASH?!!!
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"Well it is pretty obvious that you are not taking the situation seriously, you have a comfy house and i still have to live in amongst your stash....so if i have to go without a house, you can go without your stash!!!"
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"ROTTY YOU LITTLE NUMPTY!!! PUT THAT FIRE OUT THIS INSTANT!!!"
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"Not a chance Boss, every protest camp has a fire going, and lets face it, theres plenty of junk around here to get it going.....mmmmm nice and toasty!"
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"Ok then Rotty, i'll tell Maddy you started a fire in the craft room, you know what she's like with her health and safety.....she's killed for less than what you've just done!!!"
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"Uh Oh.....don't tell Maddy Boss, i mean she's nice and all that, but i've seen what she can do with a pair of scissors!"
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"Rotty it's no good trying to look cute, the hippy protests went out in the 60's and 70's, get that ribbon off your head you daft thing!"
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"Ok then Boss, no more fires, but i'm having a discreet protest until i get a house ok?"
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"Fair enough Rotty.....now go to bed, otherwise you'll catch a cold."
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"Nah, i think i'll be alright Boss".......:)
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Warning!!! To any children out there, please do not attempt to ever light a fire in your mum or dad's craft room, Rotty knows full well this is very dangerous and he will be getting a slap very soon! As most likely will i next time i see Maddy, she always tells me off for doing dangerous things! :)

14 comments:

maddy hill said...

Calvin , how could you ? Ive heard of people like you ya know . Oh yes people that take on these dangerous creatures and have no idea how to look after them ! and dangerous he is - i mean hes just started a fire for goodness sake !!!! you have turn a rat into an arsonist Calvin !

Sorry ,but im with rotty on this one calv....

Calv said...

Quote.."Sorry ,but im with rotty on this one calv...."

I'll remember that next time he tries totorch something in your craft room! Anyway Maddy, don't you have better things to do, like getting your little friend some toothpaste....Rotty says he has bad breath! :)

Calvin mouse .. said...

I DID SOOOOOOOO CLEAN MY TEETH !
honest i did ... it was rotty' who did'nt ... honest AND he does'nt flush the loo either !!!! hmmmmmmmm bet ya didnt know ermmmm that one did ya !

Calvin mouse .. said...

oh oh oh .... ive just spotted one of ermm Maddys books on the pic behind rotty ! .... Its a scrap room book ... i ermm reconise it!!!!! (shock , horror ) ...

Im soooooo telling maddy on you rotty rat ... , TUT TUT you stash stealing arsonist ! tut tut ...

calvin mouse , superstar papercrafter , and a very well behaved mouse ...... huh hum ...

Rotty Rat said...
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Rotty Rat said...

CALVIN MOUSE YOU LITTLE SNITCH!!!

ACTUALY...Maddy lent my Boss that book, so stick that one in your oven and bake it...you furry little runt!

You are such a tell-tale, you wait till i come up for another sleep over, remember...you can't shout for Maddy with a ribbon around ya mouth!

As for me not flushing the toilet, i'll have you know we rats are known for our hygiene, unlike you stinking mice. I did see something in the toilet actualy, but i thought it was just you taking a bath hehe.

Rotty.

Calvin mouse .. said...

and i quote " the next time i come up for a sleepover"

Would ermm ... huh hum .. that be the ermmmmm sleep over in my luxury house that looks like something off "Extreme makeover " series .... the house that my delightful caring , thoughtful ermmmm owner maddy made for ME ? heheee.....

do i need to say ermmm any more Mr Rat ? eh ?

from
calvin mouse ,superstar papercrafter, well behaved , that also lives in a luxury mansion in a proper craft room .......

Nigel said...

Sorry Calv Mate, but I'm with Rotty too.

In this day and age it is shocking that the poor chap is having to go to these lengths to get adequate accommodation.

I think that I may have to raise a motion at the next picket meeting, that the local branch of the union supports Rotty in his dispute over unsatisfactory housing conditions.

sandra said...

Well,well...
It is Christmas time and is not nice to fight like that!!!
Rotty your Boss is have magic hands and if you ask nicely I'm shore he will make you great crib.
There is no need for protest like that!
Hugs!
Sandra!

Cazzy said...

Naughty naughty Rotty!

Tami B. said...

Get that dude some digs to stay in quickly. Firebugs are scary.

sandra said...

There is award waiting for you on my blog!

Hugs!
Sandra!

annmarie said...

Sorry, Rotty, you ain't coming to live in my house!!

It's your ancestral home that's the problem (hardly the best of addresses, is it?).

Added to which, the last of your kind that took up residence had the darn cheek to steal my breakfast ....

I'd stay snug and warm where you are (and I don't mean the craft space ... ) ... it's got to be better than where you started from ...

Serendipity Stamping said...

Oh my emotions are running high. You two little scamps had better get it together and come to a truce. We love you both and need you back to your silly selves.