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Well i hope you all had a lovely Christmas, and you are ready for a great New Year, i was looking forward to getting stuck back into my crafting, but i seem to have something going on in my craft room....
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"Rotty what on earth is going on?!!! I was just about to do some crafting, how am i supposed to get started when you are in the way of it?"
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"I'm protesting if you must know Boss, against unfair treatment!"
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"How do you come to that conclusion Rotty? Have you not had a good Christmas?"
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"This has nothing to do with Christmas Boss, i've been freezing my hairy little butt off because SOMEBODY" didn't finish my house!"
"Aww now come on Rotty, i have had a fair bit on you know, plus it's no easy feat building a house."
"Yeah well you would have been done by now if you hadn't banned me from the building site, so i'm taking drastic action! If you remember, Calvin is now living in luxury in his chateau!!!"
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"Ok, so how is writing nasty signs about Calvin Mouse taking drastic action?"
"Ok, so how is writing nasty signs about Calvin Mouse taking drastic action?"
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"Just stating a well known fact Boss, just stating a fact....that night we had a sleepover, he never cleaned his teeth you know, he told Maddy he did but i know he didn't, he just wet his toothbrush!"
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"Fair enough Rotty, can't argue with that."
"So what's your big plan then, how do you think this will solve anything and when can i have my craft room back?"
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"WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY STASH?!!!
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"Well it is pretty obvious that you are not taking the situation seriously, you have a comfy house and i still have to live in amongst your stash....so if i have to go without a house, you can go without your stash!!!"
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"ROTTY YOU LITTLE NUMPTY!!! PUT THAT FIRE OUT THIS INSTANT!!!"
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"Not a chance Boss, every protest camp has a fire going, and lets face it, theres plenty of junk around here to get it going.....mmmmm nice and toasty!"
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"Ok then Rotty, i'll tell Maddy you started a fire in the craft room, you know what she's like with her health and safety.....she's killed for less than what you've just done!!!"
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"Uh Oh.....don't tell Maddy Boss, i mean she's nice and all that, but i've seen what she can do with a pair of scissors!"
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"Rotty it's no good trying to look cute, the hippy protests went out in the 60's and 70's, get that ribbon off your head you daft thing!"
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"Ok then Boss, no more fires, but i'm having a discreet protest until i get a house ok?"
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"Fair enough Rotty.....now go to bed, otherwise you'll catch a cold."
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"Nah, i think i'll be alright Boss".......:)
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Warning!!! To any children out there, please do not attempt to ever light a fire in your mum or dad's craft room, Rotty knows full well this is very dangerous and he will be getting a slap very soon! As most likely will i next time i see Maddy, she always tells me off for doing dangerous things! :)
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